Disclaimer: You know I would never have even consider anything like Gundam Wing in my little mind...so that right there should tell you I don't own them. But who ever said I couldn't wish!  I also do not own the children.   The TTDSDG children belong to the psychic sisters Fablespinner, Ashura, & Orla!!

Title: The Silent Night  (A Christmas Challenge Fic)
Lyrics: by whom ever wrote the carol
Warnings: Some language and a slight hentai scene
Author: Sarah


Silent night, holy night,
All is calm, all is bright

(or so you think)

- Chang residents, Christmas Eve A.C. 204 -


"Sorry, Wufei."

"Heero, why the hell are you coming out here while I'm on the latter?"

"Sally wanted me to check on you."

"You could have killed me."

"How the HELL was I supposed to know you were up there?"

"Oh, it doesn't matter anymore."

"Yeah. Well, I'm going back inside."

"Hey? Who the FUCK had the idea to hang this stupid SHIT up here anyway?"

"What does it look like?"

"A target painted around the chimney with the words 'Drop Presents Here!' in Christmas lights."

"I think I saw Duo up there earlier."


Round yon virgin mother and child,
Holy infant so tender and mild,

(she's far from a virgin. *grin*)

- Nursery -


"Hush, now Jilly. I bet your hungry."

::knock at the door::

"Hey, Hilde. You alright in here?"

"Yeah, Sally. I'm fine."

"Jillian didn't wake Dulcee, did she?"

"No, Dulcee is still asleep."

"That's good."

"Hey, Sally. I'm going to feed Jillian now. Can you keep Duo away from the nursery for a little bit?"

"Sure thing."


"Ok. Let's feed you."

::door opens::

"Oi Hilde, do you know where we put the… Hey, can I have some?"


"But I want to be fed too!" ::grins::


"Oww! Hilde? Why did you throw a book at me?"

"DUO, get out NOW!"

"Ok, ok. But I get some later."



"Oh, Jilly. I'm sorry. Your father's being a hentai again."

Sleep in heavenly, peace.
Sleep in heavenly, peace.

Silent night, holy night,
Shepherds quake, at the sight

(ok, so there aren't any shepherds, well maybe Quatre, but children will work just as well. And just how does someone quake?)

- Chang children's bedroom -

"Who the heck is St. Nick?"

"I can't believe you don't know who St. Nick is, Lian."

"Well, I'm sorry if I don't know who St. Nick is Peter."

"He means Santa Clause."

"How would you know, brother mine?"

"I just do."

::door opens::

Well, it's about time you came back, Nori. Did you find anything out?"

"I saw someone kissing Santa Clause."


"Follow me and I'll show you."

::door opens, six pairs of feet tip toe off::

"Hey, isn't that Aunt Hilde?"

"You're right Liao, that is my mother."

"Why is she kissing Santa Clause?"

"I don't know, but what is Santa Clause doing to Aunt Hilde now?"

"Think of what Uncle Duo would do if he found Santa Clause doing that to Aunt Hilde."



"Peter? Children? What are you all doing out of bed?"

"What was St. Nick doing to you, momma?"

"Ah…nothing, Matty."

"What's daddy going to think?"

"Oh, shit. We've just corrupted the children, Hilde. The others' aren't going to like this."

"This is your fault, Duo. You were the one who wanted to dress up like Santa. You're the one who gets to explain it to them."

Glories stream from heaven afar,
Heavenly hosts sing alleluia,

(Wufei, singing Christmas carols? How scary would that be?)

- Parlor -

"Come on Wufei and Heero. You got to sing all the words to the song."

"No Quatre, I am not singing that stupid song."

"Oh, yes you are Wufei. You are not getting out of this that easily."

"Onna, you can't make me sing that song."

"Oh, yeah. Just watch me."

"Onna, what do you think you are doing? Don't pick that up. Put down those scissors right now. Onna, don't you dare touch the hair. Onna! ONNA!!!!"

"There. You may proceed now, Quatre."

"Thanks Sally. Nice job on the bow by the way."

"Shut up, Winner."

::piano music starts::

::singing:: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…"

"Wow, Trowa. I never knew you could sing."

"There are lots of things he can do. Right, Trowa?"

"That's right, little one."

"Oh, please."

::heavy footsteps enter::

"Hey, why is Duo dress up like Santa?"

"Duo, tell them what you did to their children."

"Oi, Hilde. You were there too."

"Do It!"

"What happened?"

"Well, I think we…" ::thud:: "…I corrupted the children."


Christ the Savior, is born!
Christ the Savior, is born!

Silent night, holy night,
Son of God, love's pure light

(well, not the son of God, but the son of the God of Death)

- Living room -

"Matty, sweetie. What are you still doing up? It's late and little demi gods should be in bed right now."

"Momma, is St. Nick real?"

"Of course he is. What made you think he wasn't? Oh, wait…scratch that."

"If St. Nick is real, then why was Daddy dressed up like him?"

"Daddy was trying to be silly again."

"Was daddy being a Hentai again?"

"Matthew Maxwell. How do you know what a hentai is?"

"I hear you tell Jilly that daddy is a hentai all the time, and I also hear Aunt Lena call Uncle Heero a hentai too when he is silly, so I figured daddy was just being one too."


"So was daddy being one?"

"Bed, now mister! And I am going to have a nice long talk with your father when I'm through putting you back to bed."

Radiant beams from thy holy face,
With the dawn of redeeming grace,

(I'm still studded from what Matty just said. Heero, hentai? *grins*)

- Sally's office-

"Why do they make you have these stupid diplomatic meetings on Christmas Eve? Don't those old fools have families too?"

"Oh, Heero. I'll be home for Christmas. Don't worry. I'll be on the shuttle in less then 2 hours."

"You better, or I'll fly up there and kidnap you myself."

"Yes, I bet you would. How are Noriko and Samuru?"

"Sleeping, finally. We all just got the children back to sleep."

"Did Duo do something to upset them this year? Last year, he did something to the children that made Nori scared for weeks."

"The children caught Hilde and Duo, who was dressed up like Santa, kissing and doing other things under the Christmas tree."

"Oh, dear."

"Hilde got mad, so she through Duo outside and hasn't let him back in yet. I think he got what he deserved. But then Hilde started yelling at me and said that she wasn't going to bring the children to visit us again. Something about Duo putting ideas in our heads and having you and me telling it to her children. I think she was in the eggnog too much this year. But I do recall her yelling at us every year about something that WE did to her children. I think Duo is mainly to blame for those and he gets us in trouble for it so he can save his own ass."

"Ah, she'll get over it. She always does. Oh, by the way, tell the others that Zechs, Noin, and Jarreth are coming with me on the shuttle. They'll be glad to hear that they are coming. And also tell them that Lady Une wishes them a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year."

"I will. You be careful, Relena. And I will see you in the morning."

"Merry Christmas, Heero. Kiss the children for me."

"I'll kiss more then just that when you get here."

"Oh Heero. Stop being such a hentai."


Jesus, Lord, at thy birth
Jesus, Lord, at thy birth

Silent night, holy night,
Wondrous star, lend thy light,

(poor Duo, will Hilde ever let him back in? Probably not)

- Kitchen -

"Sally, what are you wishing for this Christmas?"

"Well Quatre, I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas. Since we live in China, we don't get snow here. It would be wonderful if we could have just one white Christmas."

"Onna, your insane. It will never snow in China."

"I know, Wufei. But I can still dream, can't I?"

"Sally, if you want snow, come live on L2. It's a white Christmas everyday in the winter. It's such a wonderland. Even though I'm sick of snow, it's still beautiful."

"You're right Hilde, winter is such a wonderland."

"Winter? Wonderland? It's so cold in the winter. How could anyone like it? I prefer the desert. It's a lot warmer there."

"Quatre, not everyone is an Arab like you. Some people like cold weather over warm weather. I do admit those people haven't lived on L2 yet, so they don't really know what they're talking about."

"You are right there Hilde. I would just rather keep my butt warm, then freeze it off."

"I'll help keep your butt warm, little one."

"Oh, thank you Trowa."

"Oh, please you two."

"Hey Sally, can I get some more eggnog?"

"Are you sure? That's your 12th cup in the last hour."

"I'm sure. Believe me I need this. After what Duo's been doing to me tonight."

"So when are you going to let Duo back in?"

"As far as I'm concern, he can stay out there all night."

"That isn't really fair Hilde."

"How would you know, he hasn't corrupted your daughter yet. She's still too young. But once he does, Quatre, you'll think that this is a good punishment for him."

"I'm already fearing that day."

"Well, I'm off to bed. The monsters should be getting up in a few hours, demanding for their presents. However, I think I'll do a load of laundry first. Night everyone."

"Night Sally. I'm thinking about hitting the sack too. Care to join me little one?"

"Sure thing, Trowa. I'll be up in a few minutes."

"Night Trowa. I think I'm too wired to go to bed."

"Well, I'd be too if I just drank 12 cups of eggnog."

::calling from downstairs::

"Hey, has anyone seen my box of soap flakes?"

"OH MY GOD! Sally, come quick. It's SNOWING outside."

::running up the stairs::

"WHAT? WHERE? Oh my, it really is."

::up on the roof::

"There, this should make Hilde let me come back inside. Once she sees that it's snowing, she'll let me back in for sure." ::grins:: "Hehehe…"

With the angels let us sing,
Alleluia to our king,

(your probably going, "when is this stupid story going to be over with?" well fear not, this is the last part. *people cheering*)

- Chang guestroom #2 -

"Thank you for letting be back in Hilde."


"Well, that has to be the most creative thing you've pulled yet. I couldn't keep you outside after that."

"I'm just glad you did. Now, we can finish what we started before we were interrupted by the children."

"That's how this whole mess started Duo. I think we should just go to sleep. Your demi gods and the other children will be up very shortly. And you know how they get every Christmas morning."

"Yeah, your right. Good night love!"

"Good night, Santa!"

::fifteen minutes later::


"Oi…Peter, Matty. Quit jumping on my head."

Christ, the Savior, is born!
Christ, the Savior, is born!