Commercial: Got Milk?
Author: Saishi
Duo: It takes a lot to pilot a Gundam. Nerves of steel, lightning-quick reflexes, and a healthy body. That's why I drink milk.
Pan out to a shot of Duo, grinning, with a milk moustache.
Heero: (whispers) Duo.. that's not milk.
Duo: Shut UP, what, do you want me to sit there and say 'Got Yaoi'?
Announcer: Milk... it does a body good.