Commercial: Pepsi
Author: Legacy
You see Dr. J walking up to 2 soda machines, one Pepsi and one Coke. He looks at them and silently muses.
Dr. J: Hmmmmm, interesting problem. Coca-Cola, or Pepsi Cola? A paradox.
Skips to a scene of a younger Dr. J with all his limbs and his own eyes writing something on a chalk board and we here him speak.
Dr J: While molecularly similar, both offer a variaty of choices.
Shows a scene of Wufei, Heero, and Trowa looking pissed while dancing, wearing leaves, in a forest, while the camera pans past them thru a bunch of stars to a door where Duo is standing. Duo has his trademark grin.
Duo: DUH!!
Dr J slaps his head and puts the money into the Pepsi machine.
Dr J: A no brainer!
Dr J walks off and jumps in the air and clacks his heels.