Commercial:  Got Milk?
Author:  Saishi


Duo:  It takes a lot to pilot a Gundam.  Nerves of steel, lightning-quick reflexes, and a healthy body. That's why I drink milk.

Pan out to a shot of Duo, grinning, with a milk moustache.

Heero(whispers)   Duo.. that's not milk.

Duo:  Shut UP, what, do you want me to sit there and say 'Got Yaoi'?

Announcer:  Milk... it does a body good.