Commercial: M & M's
Heero: I am not a terrorist. I am an independently-operating sole proprietary military organization.'
Duo: I am not the God of Death. I am a Life-Termination-Care Specialist Deity.
Trowa: I am not a clown. I am a humor-oriented physical performance artist.
Quatre: I am not overly-sensitive. I am an Psychically-Gifted Emotion-Receptive individual.
Wufei: I am not a misogynist. I have a male-centric world view.
Red: I am not a plain M & M. I am a Milk Chocolate M & M.