Commercial:  M & M's
Author:  Sara


Heero:  I am not a terrorist.   I am an independently-operating sole proprietary military organization.'

Duo:  I am not the God of Death.  I am a Life-Termination-Care Specialist Deity.

Trowa:  I am not a clown.   I am a humor-oriented physical performance artist.

Quatre:  I am not overly-sensitive.  I am an Psychically-Gifted Emotion-Receptive individual.

Wufei:  I am not a misogynist.   I have a male-centric world view.

Red:  I am not a plain M & M.  I am a Milk Chocolate M & M.