Commercial: Master Card
Author: Sara
*Enter scene* Duo is looking at his reflection in a mirror, adjusting his collar as he gets dressed.
Announcer: Black johdpurs and button-down shirt: $60
Scene fades, opening to Duo signing some documents on a clipboard, and handing them back to Howard.
Announcer: Gundanium, supplies, parts, service and labor: $12,000,000
Scene cuts to Duo getting the snot kicked out of him by Master O.
Announcer: Reconstructive facial surgery: $7,000
Scene cuts to Duo in battle, wreaking general havoc and enjoying every minute of it.
Announcer: Being able to call yourself "Shinigami": priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.