Commercial:  York Peppermint Pattie
Author:  Sara


Heero:  When I bite into a York Peppermint Pattie... (unwraps candy, takes a bite...) I get the sensation... (jumps on the coffee table, arms held out in 'airplane wings' formation) that I'm flying Wing Zero!  In Bird Mode!  Through space!  Vrrooooommm! A nd I'm buzzing past L1 *Hi, Dr. J!* and then I do some barrel rolls...neerrroooommmm!!!...and then I'm flying through an asteroid field--whoosh, whoosh! vroooommm!...and...

All of the other pilots(stare at Heero in total shock)

Heero:  What...?

All of the other pilots(shudder)

Announcer:  York Peppermint Patties.  Get the sensation!