Commercial:  Turtle Wax
Author:  Fablespinner


Announcer:  Duo Maxwell, you've just won a life supply of Turtle Wax!  Thank you for being on the Price is Right...

Turtle Wax execs:  He's placed ANOTHER ORDER?  What the Hell is he using this stuff for?

Flash to Duo with a big cheezy grin.. shading his eyes from the sun glinting off a pristine and Waxed Deathscythe.

Duo:  Looking good Buddy!