Commercial: Turtle Wax
Announcer: Duo Maxwell, you've just won a life supply of Turtle Wax! Thank you for being on the Price is Right...
Turtle Wax execs: He's placed ANOTHER ORDER? What the Hell is he using this stuff for?
Flash to Duo with a big cheezy grin.. shading his eyes from the sun glinting off a pristine and Waxed Deathscythe.
Duo: Looking good Buddy!